"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.
The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x
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